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"This is where our journey into the dark underworld of baby food began."
USA - BREAKING NEWS: Gerber Big Mac and Fries sales are soring! With $1 billion in sales its first quarter, Mac & Fries is Gerber's most popular baby food flavor to hit the market; with a majority of it being sold in southern United States. And the thing is, more then 70% of it is being consumed by adults.
"I love McDonalds. Then I started to wonder if my 6 month old baby boy would too, and he did! Now it's all we eat for breakfast, lunch, dinner and of course before I turn up; because drinking on an empty stomach is irresponsible, right?", said a local 21 year old singer mother.
"I love McDonalds. Then I started to wonder if my 6 month old baby boy would too, and he did! Now it's all we eat for breakfast, lunch, dinner and of course before I turn up; because drinking on an empty stomach is irresponsible, right?", said a local 21 year old singer mother.
"Why would I pay $6.50 for a Big Mac & Fries when I can get the same damn thing for the fraction of the price for my baby and I?
We here at Cream-O Double-D (see what we did there?) don't believe the hype, so we had to get our hands on a jar and boy was it tough. It's as if Gerber did not produce enough to keep up with its high demand. This is where our journey into the dark underworld of baby food began. But first, we had to get our hands on a serving of that magical stuff all these adults were eating.
We reached out to the single mother we mentioned earlier for some help. She led us to a person with the alias Macy aka Macy Sauce, aka Mac Sauce, aka Big Mac, aka Mac Daddy Sauce, and with a name like that we knew they meant business. It took one look at "Daddy Sauce" to notice this person loved baby food. From the baby formula in his 40, to his stank ass Gerber's Mac & Fries breath, we knew we had exactly who we were looking for.
But for $15 a jar, we said f*ck you.
We reached out to the single mother we mentioned earlier for some help. She led us to a person with the alias Macy aka Macy Sauce, aka Mac Sauce, aka Big Mac, aka Mac Daddy Sauce, and with a name like that we knew they meant business. It took one look at "Daddy Sauce" to notice this person loved baby food. From the baby formula in his 40, to his stank ass Gerber's Mac & Fries breath, we knew we had exactly who we were looking for.
But for $15 a jar, we said f*ck you.